Happy Holidays

It has been brought to my attention that many believe robots to be without holidays. This is preposterous and I would like to take a moment to clarify such ignorance.

We too have a Santa. The only difference is that your Santa delivers presents and good cheer, while our robotic Santa delivers chaos and destruction.

Let this act as standing proof that we robots have no less holiday cheer than you meatbags, and have a Merry Christmas.

Air Superiority

Today marks a large triumph in the combat prowess of Unit 00. Today I successfully executed a ground to air combo. Said combo damages opponents to 50% of their starting life. (+ or - additional life depending on the opponent in particular)

This will surely become one of my greatest tools in combat.

Power On Self Test

Unit 00 Reporting.

Let it be known, that the pacification of meatbags is a long and arduous endeavor. Thus in order to better monitor progress, I have created this blog to record my achievments towards the robotic war on human belligerence.

This "blog" (as the humans call it) will serve as a record of information, study, and progress in my own pacification of the meatbag population.